ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

(via guy)

paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

(Source: paulsrockinpagoda, via orgasm)

officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

image

What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(via thefuuuucomics)